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Souvenirs from the job that's ruining your life

Satirical prints for everyone surviving the modern workplace, printed in Melbourne and framed in resentment.

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Certified workplace trauma
In Loving Memory — Art Print
Dept 01 · Swiss-minimal · ink & red

Corporate Grief

The meeting that could have been an email, the restructure nobody announced, the farewell card for someone still sitting there. Grief, but with a dress code.

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The Other Four — Art Print Certified workplace trauma
Grief № 01Founding departmentIn Loving Memory — Art Print
In Loving Memory$59.95 AUD
Grief № 02The Other Four — Art Print
The Other Four$59.95 AUD
Grief № 03Per My Last Email — Art Print
Per My Last Email$59.95 AUD
Dept 02 · Film-noir · espresso & gold

Mob Energy

Group chats, pile-ons, and the particular courage of people who agree with each other. Best hung where the team can see it.

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The Printer Knows — Art Print You didn't see anything
Exhibit 01MadeTake the Biscotti — Art Print
Take the Biscotti$59.95 AUD
Exhibit 02The Printer Knows — Art Print
The Printer Knows$59.95 AUD
Exhibit 03Nothing Personal — Art Print
Nothing Personal$59.95 AUD
Dept 03 · Clinical-pharma · solidarity ward

Trauma Unit

Performance reviews, feedback sandwiches, and the 4% social battery. Clinical language for injuries that do not show on a scan.

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Break (n.) — Art Print Take one — you're not alone
Ward № 01RxThe Barbecue Consult — Art Print
The Barbecue Consult$59.95 AUD
Ward № 02Break (n.) — Art Print
Break (n.)$59.95 AUD
Ward № 03Caffeine, Stat — Art Print
Caffeine, Stat$59.95 AUD
Dept 04 · Y2K chrome · CRT burn-in

Prod Is Down

It worked locally. The incident channel, the rollback that did not, and the calm of someone who has stopped feeling things. For engineers and the people who page them.

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Buffering — Art Print Sev-1 · all hands
Sys № 01P1Dial-Up Soul — Art Print
Dial-Up Soul$59.95 AUD
Sys № 02Buffering — Art Print
Buffering$59.95 AUD
Sys № 03Restart Me — Art Print
Restart Me$59.95 AUD
Dept 05 · Mid-century halftone

Sales Floor

Quota grief, pipeline theatre, and the gong. Motivational in the way a smoke alarm is motivational.

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The Pipeline — Art Print Quota or death
Floor № 01Hot leadA.B.C. — Art Print
A.B.C.$59.95 AUD
Floor № 02The Pipeline — Art Print
The Pipeline$59.95 AUD
Floor № 03Quota — Art Print
Quota$59.95 AUD
Dept 06 · Triplicate form · ledger beige

Month-End

Reconciliation, accruals, and the specific dread of a spreadsheet that does not balance. Finance deserves art too.

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In Triplicate — Art Print Approved in triplicate
Form № 01OverduePending Approval — Art Print
Pending Approval$59.95 AUD
Form № 02In Triplicate — Art Print
In Triplicate$59.95 AUD
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